He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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