Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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