And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
We are two peas in an std pod
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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