So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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