Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
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Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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