How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
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then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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