yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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