On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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