You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
