I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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