the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
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My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
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You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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