Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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