Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
