i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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