i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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