Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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