drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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