your parents love me but you hate me
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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