I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
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Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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