I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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