i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
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