talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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