you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
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I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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