i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
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i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
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Can you repeat that, but with context?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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