i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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