Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
he thought i was a dude.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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