White coat. Heels.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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