Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
