So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Is Oprah even human
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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