Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
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I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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