When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
well you can't waste a boner
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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