Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I'm both gender and math confused
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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