I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
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Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
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I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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