so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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