I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
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Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
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You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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