She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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