so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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