Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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