what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
there was a trapeze. enough said
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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