We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
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He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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