you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
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What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
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I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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