I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
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I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
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Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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