He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
high people should be assigned attendants
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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