I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
