Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
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I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
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Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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