I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
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Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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