Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
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I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
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She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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