Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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