I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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