Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
