Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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