dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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