HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
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I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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