it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
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