So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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