Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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