There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
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sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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